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Sean M.S.
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SaviorSean |
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May 21, 2000 |
| Location: | Canyonlands, Utah | | About You: | Skinny white boy with a mission; Its not easy be messianic. My fascination with Fruvous began when God said unto me "Sean, Hey, Sean, no over here, Sean. That's it. Yes, Sean, This is God." And I said "Oh, hi God. How are things?" He said "Oh you know, same old same old." and I said "Well, that's good." Then he Said, �How�s the messiah racket treating you?� and I said �Well, it could be better, but you knew that, now didn�t you?� He said �Well yes, but that�s not what I�m hear to talk to you about. I�d like to talk to you about your last CD purchases.� I said �My last CD purchases? What of them?� He said, �Well, you seem to be a bit behind the times. I mean, we all loved Air Supply, but sometimes we just have to let go, move on. Do you understand what I�m saying?� I said, �I�m afraid I don�t, God.� And then, God said unto me the words that would change my life. He said, �I think perhaps it�d be in your best interests to look into genres of music other than 1980s pop. I�ve had my eye on this shnazy little group by the name of Moxy Fruvous. Their witty lyrics and clever harmonies are just what a messiah like you needs to catch the attention of the masses.� I said, �Hmmm, you know, you�re right. I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey to a new genre of music. Perhaps these Fruvous characters are just the thing to get me going.� He said �That a boy. Now, I had better get going, I have heathens to smite, I�ll talk to you again around the holiday.� And with that a beautiful seraph led me to Sam Goody, where I purchased my first Moxy Fruvous CD, Bargainville. True Story. |
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