Police Notebook Crime today is a big problem. And you know you have contributed to the problem one way or another, either by speeding 5 mph over the limit or killing all those people back in the days of your wild axe-murdering phase. So do us all a favor and turn yourself in by filling in this Citizen's Self-Arrest Form!

Jesus was a Vegetarian Don't believe the myth of Jesus eating fish! And order a tee shirt while you're at it! And learn the answer to the time-honored question: "How can people advocate vegetarianism if they don't believe Jesus was a vegetarian?"

The Longevity Game! Learn your prospective lifespan! How much more fun can it get?

The Combo Twisted Tunes Vault Song parodies in realaudio that would make even Dr. Demento proud

Hecklers Online Read some three-line novels, or see what's up in your future with the magic 4-ball (guaranteed to be right half the time!)

The Straight Dope Take it from the world's smartest man, Cecil Adams. Learn things like the origins of "The Finger," is chapstick really addicting, and just what is in that can of Spam you've been enjoying so much? This is one of my favorite sites.

Imagine Radio Ever wanted to be a D.J.? Well, this site won't let you really be one, but you can pick the groups you want to listen to! And fast forward if you don't like the songs they play! Definitely worth checking out!

German Lyrics Ever wanted to sing along to Queen in German? Or perhaps Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" which, when translated sings "I'm a prostitute"? You have come to the right place, my friend!

Mapquest Are you like me and get lost really easily? (I've lived in this town all my life, and still don't know where anything is) Well, this is your answer!! It's great, you can give it an address, and it will show you a map of it, or you can give it two addresses and it will give you the directions how to get from one place to another!! Very helpful, except that sometimes the directions don't take you exactly where you're supposed to be, so check a real map, just in case.

Realplayer If you don't have this streaming audio/video player on your computer, you're really missing a lot.

The Ultimate Band List Have you been searching all over to find a link for a relatively unknown artist like Yazbek? Come here to find links to many many pop groups.

They Might be Giants Learn about the fun and follies of those wacky, crazy, loveable Johns!

Labyrinth! mmm...David Bowie, singing and dancing muppets, and the Bog of Eternal Stench! What more could you ask for in a movie?

Heathers What's your damage? A movie about killing your popular best friends, complete with 80s speak galore. How very.

The X-Files Aliens, government conspiracies and a bit of good old-fashioned boogeymen thrown in for good measure...combined with the genius of Chris Carter, I can't think of a better way to spend a Sunday night (unless they're rerunning the goatsucker episode...then run away screaming)

Moxy Früvous Who couldn't love a group that has the versatility to sing such funny songs as a version of "Green Eggs and Ham," such bittersweet songs as "Fly," and such political uplifters as "Your New Boyfriend ['s a Right-Wing shit]"?

NiamhIAm This is a link to my friend Katie's page, including a very special and important section on how not to be a bastard in 83 easy steps!

Joey's Web Page Music reviews and a spiffy picture of They Might be Giants right on the home page! What else could you ask for in a web site?

Charlie's Page Lots of fun stuff...check it out

Dan's Page Even more fun stuff...and you can take an astronomy quiz! woo hoo!

Jake's Page TMBG pictures, CD reviews, and other great stuff

Nick's Page Monkeys! Dancing! Must...look...can't look away...they're dancing...and dancing...

Vovatia My friend Nathan's cool page

Demona and Jocasta's Random Absurdity Stories and other wonderful stuff.

Rantings and Ravings Patrick's collection of his writings.  And a page that was solely made to be linked to my page.  Yes. 

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