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Megan can't believe it
||Oct 3, 2000
||Thu, Mar 14, 2002, 9:15pm
|About You:||*opens door*
Well, well, well. Thanks for stopping by - please, let me take your
coat. I'll just set it on the sofa. . .shoes? Oh, you can leave them
on if you're more comfortable. But, please, feel free to take them
off, I hate wearing them myself. Oh, anywhere's fine, sure, you
can just leave them on that rug there. Come in, come in. Have a
seat. Just let me turn this light on. . .there. Care for something to
drink? I have some wonderful iced tea, fresh made a few hours
ago. . .no? Sure? Then can I get you something to eat, some
cookies, some Chinese spare-ribs? No? Not even the ribs? Well,
all right, just say the word if you do. . .at any rate. So glad you
came, haven't seen you in a while. What's doing with you? Just in
the neighborhood? How nice, how nice.
Me? Well, not much. Just been finishing up school, graduation
madness, hanging out with friends, you know, the usual. Would
you know them? Hm. I don't know. There's Erilee, she's sweet,
and completely crazy sometimes. :) But she's so much fun! And
then there's Sally - she has this thing with manwhores - don't ask -
and, oh, man, you should see that girl play tiddlywinks. It doesn't
sound exciting, no, but you haven't seen what that girl can do. :)
Provocative, I'd call it. Speaking of provocative, then there's
Sarah, who's always talking about her pants. She cracked all of us
up the other day. . .Jaci makes us all laugh, too - her whips! And
three Mikes! There's RacerMike - we kick each others shins
constantly - Mykwud, the TMBG fiend, and Michael, who likes Will
and Grace, the A*Teens, and cats that go *foof*.
Hm? What's that, you say? Tea? Oh, sure - but not iced? Regular
tea? 'Course I can get you some, here, let me put some hot water
on. Cookies, too? 'Course I have cookies.
This girl Victoria - you might have heard her called Squee - is
actually selling cookies for Erilee, so Eri can go to FruCon! Isn't
that sweet of her? But Squee's just like that. Y'know, that same
Sally I was talking about is a Lipton addict - though last I heard
she was trying to quit. . .okay, water's on. Where was I? Oh, the
Mikes, right. Those guys are great. Let's see, who else is there?
Well, Lisa gives these great hugs, and so does Frulie - we share
this inside joke of fud. . .fud to everyone! Both of them are
sweethearts. Renita and I like to polka - that is, only when her
boss isn't watching. And Andrea got me into Susan Werner! You
know some of these people, you say? Oh, good. They're all
You don't know who Susan Werner is? Oh, my. She's this
incredible folk musician, in a class with Moxy Fruvous and Dar
Williams. I love all of them. What else do I like? Oh, lots, thanks
for asking. :) Great Big Sea, Sarahs Harmer, McLachlan, and
Slean, Bjork, Depeche Mode, They Might Be Giants, Mike Oldfield,
the Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, BNL, Gaelic Storm, Dido - I go
all over the place musically. Lately I'm on a huge Tory Cassis
kick. . .I love that man. Those are just some of my favorites.
Oh, don't tell me you have to go already? I'm sorry, I've spent all
this time talking about myself. . .how rude of me. You don't mind?
Oh, thanks, that makes me feel better. Please, visit me again
sometime! FruM me, in fact, I'm online way too much for my own
good. . .AIM? Oh, AIM is a wonderful thing. I've got three names,
but I'm on the most as "Eneia" or "Tegeirian." Please, please, drop
a line, I like hearing from you. Oh, don't worry about the glass, I'll
clean up. Coat? Oh, yes, here it is. Let me help you with it - it's
awfully chilly out there. Have you ever wondered that a chile
pepper is really hot, while when something's cold we say it's
chilly? That's pretty funky. . .Be careful on those steps - they may
be icy. Be sure to hold the railing. Here, I'll get the door. Be
careful, have a safe trip home. See you again soon!
*I would like to disclaim all responsibility for this *&$#% profile
formatting the way it did. . .like Christie's Poirot, I'm annoyed with
its asymmetricality and--no, it's not my fault, for any of you who
are thinking I don't know how to type.*