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Hey! Do you want your own user account?
Go ahead and set one up!
Rose mog
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duckierose |
| First Visit: |
Dec 7, 2000 |
| Last Visit: |
Fri, Jul 20, 2001, 12:06am |
| Homepage: | http://www.geocities.com/duckierose/chad.html | | About You: | Um, Ohio is cold and wet, but it's all good.
So you want to know a little bit about me, do you? What can I
say? I'm a college student. I don't actively watch porn (unless
it's funny). I cover my mouth when I sneeze, and chew with my
mouth closed. I've been told I'm funny. I have written the WORST
play ever written, and will be producing it on campus next
semester.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting
one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers
from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam
containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball
burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then
I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and
there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know
why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words. Nuclear
fucking weapons, okay?!
I heart Deni Leary.
That's it for now. Tune in soon.
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