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Poll: Is it okay to have sex if you're a guest in someone's home?

Sure 10 (13%)
No way. Too rude and/or creepy 21 (27%)
Only if you do it quietly 14 (18%)
Only if you do it quietly and bring your own sex towel 8 (10%)
It depends. 25 (32%)
   Discussion: Is it okay to have sex if you're a guest in someone's home?
Gordondon son of Ethelred · 14 years, 4 months ago
Are you having sex with your host(ess)? That has to be right.

Are you having sex with the spouse of your host(ess)? That is wrong unless he or she invited you to. Like the eskimos do.

Are you having sex with your host(ess)'s minor child, pet, or houseplant? I think that is pretty much always wrong.
Jºnªthªn Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
What if the houseplant was really asking for it?
Paul the KOA Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Dangit, I can't think up a funny responce to your question that doesn't come across as super-creepy.
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
i'm pretty sure you cant get any more super-creepy than the question itself :P
Jºnªthªn Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
I can't think of anything creepier in this thread than the words "sex towel."
J. Andrew World Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
If it has flowers it's totally asking for it.
Rachel Marie aka RAI Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
....FLORAL RAPE!
Nik Chaikin Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
so that would make said plant, deflowered.
100% dainty! Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
BAAAAHHHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!
Phoenix Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Are you having sex with your host(ess)? That has to be right.

Yep that was the first thing I was thinking of...

And yes sodomizing the young puppy is wrong :D
sheryls · 14 years, 4 months ago
unless you mean creepy for the people that actually live in the house :D
Andrea Krause Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
What she said.
Geoff · 14 years, 4 months ago
A sex towel? Man, that makes me want to invent a new position and call it the 42.
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

or just add it to the list of usefull applications of said towel :P

"you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see youdaft as a brush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

...Lastly, you can use it to clean up after you sodomize your host/hostess's houseplants in a rude and creepy manner."

:D

Geoff Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Now really though, how can you sodomize a houseplant? Merriam-Webster lists the definition of sodomy as:

1 : copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal
2 : noncoital and especially anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex

A houseplant is not an animal, and it has no mouth or anus, so therefore it cannot be sodomized, IMO.
Talcott Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
What about a venus fly trap?
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

i was gonna bring that up, but my brain quit halfway through the entire response. :P

eta: really, i only said "sodomize" the "houseplants" because it was kind of an accumulation of the jokes running through this thread.

Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
I am proud of myself for starting a discussion of sex with houseplants. That's sad isn't it?
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

see i think it's hysterical. Geoff had to go and drop the ball on the running thread tho, by interjecting reality into it.

"plants dont have buttholes to sodomize" indeed. :P

Geoff Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Well they don't!
Jºnªthªn Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Yeah, but you can still have sex with this mushroom
Geoff Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
I am never, ever clicking that link.
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
A kid in my high school hygiene class had sex with a ficus. He misunderstood what the teacher meant when he said "always use a rubber."
Jºnªthªn Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Booo!

Hey, does anyone remember the late 70's TV show "Quark," with Richard Benjamin. It had a character named Ficus.
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
I have all the episodes on VHS.
Dan Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
She said she loved me... :(
goovie is married! · 14 years, 4 months ago
i totally thought gordon wrote this one. especially after seeing the phrase "sex towel."

hee.

towel.
100% dainty! Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
yeah and then you find out that it's twisted little me!

seriously, this is a question i wonder about! Okay, so what if you are staying with your SO at their parents' house? Is it okay then? What about when you're staying with your SO as a guest in YOUR parents' house? What about when you're house-sitting and you have the house to yourself?
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
Wow you asked about sex and expected us to not make stupid jokes like seventh graders.
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

omg, i'm WAY more mature than YOU then.

..*I* make stupid jokes like a *9th* grader.

Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
That's because girls mature faster than boys.
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
so by the time i'm your age, i'll be teasing on a 12th grade level, and you'll still be back at like, 8.
caroline: tired. Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
hey!


:D
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

see, you're already more mature than all of us combined at this point :P

caroline: tired. Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
hey!


:D
sheryls Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
..is for horses!
Andrea Krause Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
but better for cows, pigs would eat it but they don't know how.

(yes, I know it's complete nonsense, but it's how I learned it!)
Phoenix Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
What about when you're house-sitting and you have the house to yourself?

I don't see any problems with that. Seriously. Why not? Timing might be critical though - If your parents return just in the moment when you're having hot sex in teh kitchen you might have some explaining to do ...
nate... · 14 years, 4 months ago
I'm amazed that 16 people have said it was too creepy.

I mean, I kinda assumed the question implied you had your own room or whatever..... I guess I could see it being too weird or creepy if you were all in the same room. :D
Andrea Krause Back · 14 years, 4 months ago

Maybe I'm a prude...it's just rude/creepy to me. I certainly wouldn't in someone else's house. I can't really explain why, it just feels wrong. Like you can't have self control enough to wait until you're not in someone else's space. I'd also be creeped out if I knew someone was doing it as a guest in my house.

I can't defend that opinion with any specific logic or fact or whatever...it's just how things feel to me. To me it's a thing best kept on your own premises (or those you're paying for, e.g. hotels).

renita Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
i agree andrea, heck, i even feel weird about the issue if it's my (or my SO's) house and we have have guests.

Then again, what you don't know can't hurt you. If I never know it's going on, it's not creepy.
Phoenix Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
if you were all in the same room.

I'd call it a challenge :D
danced with Lazlo Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
I'd call it FruCon
Phoenix Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
No sex in the orgy room!
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
No on ever invites me to orgies.

What's sad is that I've said that on FHDC before.
danced with Lazlo Back · 14 years, 4 months ago
You've said it in may places, IIRC
Rachel Marie aka RAI · 14 years, 4 months ago
I'm proud of you. This has possibly turned into the creepiest thing I've ever read in my life. I really feel like I need to take a shower.

...Though I don't know whether or not it's because I feel dirty or horny. :o/

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