Poll: Are you flatulent?

What? Nobody's rushing to get the first post on the fart poll?

He who doth smelt it, doth dealt it....

I find it interesting that more people will admit to being extremely flatulent than those who are "not ever ever ever."

When I first started dating the woman who is now my wife, I said unto her, "There's something I need to tell you. I'm a gassy, gassy man." Now every time I have an "episode," she says, "well, you warned me." It's good to have your bases covered.

o/~ So she caaaaan't complain . . . . o/~