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Poll: Do you bite other people?

Frequently 11 (16%)
Only when asked to 19 (28%)
When someone deserves it 16 (23%)
Like, no? 23 (33%)
   Discussion: Do you bite other people?
Agent Scully · 17 years, 2 months ago
Geez whatta poll!
Karen is tired · 17 years, 2 months ago

okay so I don't recall seeing a poll that was so even before. What the duece? Bite me!

Bender Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
wooo thanks
Sarah THE chicken · 17 years, 2 months ago
mmmmm human
Talcott Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
We taste like pork actually! :-D

So... who wants to come over to my place for dinner? >;-)
emilie is CRANKY Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
so is that, like, a date? *ducks*
Annika Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
Pork?  Really?  Eddie Izzard said that cannibals said that "Human flesh tastes like chicken" Pork seems more fitting though.
ChrisChin is Getting Old Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
hrmm...I thought we tasted like steak and such...of course this knowledge comes from Fried Green Tomatoes and that one Tales from the Crypt episode with Bess Armstrong, Meat Loaf, and Christopher Reeve titled "What's Cookin", both involving killing people and steak.
Laura P. Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
In Fired Green Tomotoes the guy was turned into barbeque, but did it say if it was "pork" or "beef" barbeque he was "made into?" I always assumed it was pork, because I've heard that is what people most taste like. It makes more sence for human to taste porky. If I have learned anything from CSI, it is that pigs are used is forensic experiements becuase their flesh is most like human flesh.
Talcott Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
I think it makes the most sense too. They do a lot of digestive studies on pigs because the system is pretty much the same as it is in us. They also eat veggies and meat (and most anything else) too, which would effect the taste. I doubt we'd taste like birds, or even cow, which is completly a herbavore.

But then, I've never tried, or had much of a reason to try, human. (or at least none I'd admit to ;-)
Zach · 17 years, 2 months ago
Wow. My kind of poll. I bite quite often.
*joolee* · 17 years, 2 months ago

I ain't no biter!


Gordondon son of Ethelred · 17 years, 2 months ago
How did I know you made up this poll?
Bender Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
Dude, I barely remember making this one up :P
odoitau · 17 years, 2 months ago
My word!
Programmers don't byte,
just nybble,
a bit.
Phoenix Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
but they will byte the dust in the end ;-D
renita · 17 years, 2 months ago
when it is an appropriate situation.
Annika · 17 years, 2 months ago
I like to bite.  Outside of sex even!  It sounds weird.. it is weird actually,  I like to bite elbows, because you have very little sensitivity there, and it doesn't hurt. People don't tend to believe that, and I like to win, so I'll bite their elbow.
Erica: movin' to Ohio!! · 17 years, 2 months ago
i totally bite. to punish, comfort.....during sex. i love to bite. nibble, munch. it's fun. of course, the other person has to like it too. i'm not very strong, so when my buds and i wrestle i bite to get away. lol.
Erica: movin' to Ohio!! Back · 17 years, 2 months ago
which brigns to mind the fact that my sibs and i are like a wolf pack. we wrestle, bite kick hit, squabble squabble squabble constantly. over everything. a lot right now bc i think my alpha status is in serious jeopardy bc john is taller than i am and danielle is an amazon. i still out rank them in pure meanness and cunning, though. and mom is not even in the pack. she's like the crappy old moose that whacks us around and we can't kill. forced cohabitation, i spose. i like biting.
Real-Accordion! · 17 years, 2 months ago

People try to take the pop can tabs off my bag. So I bite them.  Ah grr.

They deserve it.

Laura P. · 17 years, 2 months ago

Isn't the human mouth just teeming with bacteria? I've heard that human bites can get nasty and infected if they break the skin. Which freaks me out, because I have a 2 year-old who takes a nibble out of me every once in a while.

But I guess knowing that I shouldn't want to kiss anyone on the mouth either. Hm.

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