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Poll: What is your preferred method of "using" toilet paper?

Neatly Folded 26 (29%)
Bunched up/Crinkled 56 (62%)
One square at a time. Why waste? 0 (0%)
Um, that's a personal question. 9 (10%)
I don't use toilet paper, you clod of insensitivity. 0 (0%)
   Discussion: What is your preferred method of "using" toilet paper?
sheryls · 16 years, 8 months ago
wtf - what a bizarre question :D
nate... Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
Well, look who submitted it. :D
sheryls Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
i was hoping there would be an "on my ass" option, but alas :D
ChrisChin is Getting Old Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
hey! Are you trying to say something about how bizarre I am? Cause if you are, thanks. :)
ChrisChin is Getting Old Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
ooooh...I finally got a poll that I wrote up here! And a silly one at that! Yay!

I was asked this during a recent conference session on stress management and relaxation/laughter exercises as part of a series of several ice-breaker/warm-up questions where people stood in one of two groups depending on their answer (crinkled or folded). There was somewhat of a humorous good natured debate that resulted. I just expanded a bit on the options (with one modification of the original options, that definitely sounds better than the one I used...thanks Josh!).
Starfox · 16 years, 8 months ago
No, I use my hand then lick it clean...or wipe it on the stall, or on the first person I meet (stink palm!!)
iPauley Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? :)

-- Pauley
emilie is CRANKY Back · 16 years, 8 months ago

oO there's shit on every hand you shook - if you don't believe me, look at your hand!! Oo

renita · 16 years, 8 months ago
neatly folded. take the length, fold it in thirds. away you go.

funny. this is personal, private, weird.

but the masturbation thread, now that was public information ;D
nate... Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
Yes, well.... masturbation excites people... poop just makes them go "ew".

:)
A girl named Becca Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
I'm sure poop excites some people.
nate... Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
*snort*
stealthlori · 16 years, 8 months ago
i like to take it and wet it and throw it at the ceiling to make it stick.

um.

*six-year-old runs awaaaaaay*
Josh Woodward Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
I sure am glad that I finally realized you were talking about the toilet paper...
stealthlori Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
*giggles*
100% dainty! Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
i like throwing it over people's houses.  ;)
stealthlori Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
or their trees.
Phoenix · 16 years, 8 months ago
I'm the worst toilet paper waster. Evah.
George E. Nowik · 16 years, 8 months ago
three sea shells.

-= george =-
Starfox Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
You piece of BZZZ!!! John Spartan BZZZZ!!!! Bzzz! BZZZZ!!! You have been fined for BZZZ a violation of the verbal morality statute.

FCC - Bringing a Verbal Morality Statute to a so-called "public" airwave near you!
Mamalissa! · 16 years, 8 months ago
It's a good thing "using" is in quotes. It might be confusing otherwise. ;-}
stealthlori · 16 years, 8 months ago
this afternoon i'm dealing with a clogged-up toilet. because of, you know, too much paper.
It's a girl! · 16 years, 8 months ago
What about "the only thing that matters is that there's a roll within reach of the toilet?"
Mollie · 16 years, 8 months ago
I'm waiting for the "front-to-back" vs "back-to front" poll.....
renita Back · 16 years, 8 months ago
bwah!

i was wondering about that too :)

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