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Poll: World domination?

No thanks, I just ate. 22 (27%)
Sure, why not, I'd like a throne. 13 (16%)
Only if I get paid. 12 (14%)
No, that would mean war and I would get assassinated. 8 (10%)
I already rule the world. 18 (22%)
I never leave my basement. 5 (6%)
I am Pete Best. 5 (6%)
   Discussion: World domination?
Rimbo · 17 years ago

Pirst fost!  I've never been the domination type.  In any sense.  Not that I don't like suffering or anything . .


Bender Back · 17 years ago
*takes a hint and gets out the whips and chains*
iPauley Back · 17 years ago
*chokesnort* oh my... :-P lol

-- Pauley
Gordondon son of Ethelred · 17 years ago
I will be dominate the world lovingly and give these people chocolate eclairs.
Starfox Back · 17 years ago
But apparentally not proper grammar. :)
Rimbo Back · 17 years ago

(Dude.  He rules the world.  Don't question the king's grammar.)


Alan Mendelsohn Back · 17 years ago
The world? Dwd, I was under the impression he was after the universe.
Starfox · 17 years ago
I already rule the whole wide world. They just haven't figured it out yet.
stealthlori Back · 17 years ago
keep it a secret. let them all *think* they're in charge. that's what works best for me.

case in point.


Nathan · 17 years ago
I don't think I could handle the responsibility. And yeah, assassination wouldn't be out of the question, either.
Nik Chaikin · 17 years ago
See, I'd just put some easily controled persont in "charge" and rule through them from the shadows and implant a small canister of cyanide in them, that way if they tried to cross me or reveal my identity,(assuming they figured it out)they'd die.Of course when the inevitable coup came I'd be safely on my private island in the Caymans and my puppet would be the one with the bullet in his brain.BWAHAHAHAHA!!
ShrinkMan Back · 16 years, 11 months ago
Well, thanks for the insight Mr. Chaney!
J. Andrew World · 17 years ago
Hell, There is three of us. Me, Ellen and Maddie!
siobhan's a londoner · 16 years, 11 months ago

I rule but just in general.  it has already been established that everyone either wnats to be me or be with me...(maybe I could turn that into some kind of poll).Anyway anyone who doesn't think that is deluding themselves and I take that kin dof ruling over any advertised post.  I don't think the job description is fun and the pay seems appalling and I can't think of any perks...

Sorry am working in vacancies at the moment so this is how I think.

iPauley Back · 16 years, 11 months ago
"I'm a firm believer in a ruling class. Especially because I rule." -- Randal Graves, Clerks.

-- Pauley
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 16 years, 11 months ago
"I must be God. Every time I pray I find I'm talking to myself."

-George Segal in A Touch of Class

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