lots of people will know variants on this I am sure...the version I know is this:
ooOOoo "nobody likes me
everybody hates me
I'm going down the garden to eat worms
long, thin, slimy ones,
short, fat, furry ones,
gooey, gooey, gooey, gooey worms.
the long, thin, slimy ones slip down easily,
the short, fat, furry ones stick,
the short, fat, furry ones stick yo your thrat and the juice goes slurp, slurp, slurp
bite of the heads, and suck out the juice, and throw the skins away,
everybody wonders how I survive on a hundred worms a day" OOooOO
have you heard the worm song?