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Poll: What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

Sacrifice himself so that we may all have Klondike bars. 11 (20%)
Turn water into milk, then freeze and churn it. 8 (14%)
Create a Klondike bar so cold that even he couldn't eat it. 3 (5%)
Add a rule to Leviticus forcing weekly Klondike sacrifice. 7 (13%)
Drive to the local 7-11 and buy one. 27 (48%)
   Discussion: What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
Josh Woodward · 18 years, 6 months ago
Well, it's settled, I'm going to Hell for this poll.. ;-)
Andrea Krause Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
You bad bad man.

Oh, not for the poll. For making me want a Klondike bar. Bastid. Begone with you!

-AK
Adam Hartfield Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
The no-sugar-added Klondike bars are really good, Andrea. Don't know the point value, however.

--Adam
Starfox Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Two words: Skinny Cow.

2 point ice cream sandwiches. Woohoo!!
Andrea Krause Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
MMmm Skinny Cows are my friends! Especially the chocolate ice cream sammiches. And have you had the fudge bars? 1 point each, huge, and SO yummy chocolatey!

-AK
Starfox Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Cool Whip is also your friend. A regular size tub is just 8 points for the WHOLE THING. So, you can ease a sweet tooth attack with a few spoonfulls of that dilectable treat.

Oh, and WW has a great recipe for chocolate cholocate-chip cookes that are 1 points each. Chocolate Cakies I believe they are called.
Andrea Krause Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Does no-sugar-added equal artificial sweeteners? That's my big obstacle. I don't know about Splenda yet...results have been mixed...but I'm allergic to all the others.

Dumb me.

-AK
Adam Hartfield Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
NSA can sometimes mean artificial sweetener, sometimes not. A lot of candy and cake products use maltitol, which is made from malt. However, excessive maltitol consumption can cause what they call "stomach discomfort."

The Klondike bars do use aspartame in the coating IIRC.
Andrea Krause Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
AH...yeah...I'm allergic to aspartame and saccharine at least. Those I know for sure. Bah.

-AK
Agent Scully Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Some products (like in sugar free chocolates or "Murray Cookies") use sorbitol which can cause stomach and other discomfort as well. My mom is a diabetic but doesn't go to the completely no sugar extreme. She has tried those products which did more harm than good.
goovie is married! Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
heeeee. gordon and i will save you a seat on the hell bus. :)
iPauley Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
OK, who did that? :) I know I posted about a hypothetical T-shirt with that question... :-D

No, I'm not bitter or angry (why would I be?), I'm just curious :)

-- Pauley
soul groove feline · 18 years, 6 months ago
don't worry, you'll be in good company...I've already been promised a spot. Fiery inferno ahoy! :)
Michael (foof) Maki Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Yeah, I keep hearing that all the interesting people will be in hell, anyways.
Misch · 18 years, 6 months ago
I'm still waiting for the fifty bucks he owes me, and all he gives me is a klondike bar?
goovie is married! Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
hey, at least he's giving you *something*. how many years have we all been waiting for the king of spain to give us those bloody chocolate eclairs? :)
nate... Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
That's nothing.... one time the jerk borrowed my car and spilled beer ALL over inside it. sheesh! Jesus just don't understand. :)
A girl named Becca Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
You sure it was beer, and not water that he turned into wine? I mean, come on, he might even have done it on purpose..."oops! I knocked over my water bottle! But that's no fun, it doesn't even stain... Hey! I can turn it into red wine! *Poof* Haha!"
nate... Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Yeah, you know how JESUS is....

*shakes head*
John J. Ryan · 18 years, 6 months ago
What would Jesus' Brother Bob do?
Ligeia Lester Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Jesus had a brother?? I thought his mom was a virgin!

...damn. now Im all messed up.
Andrea Krause Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
But who's to say she didn't pop out a few more afterwards?? :)

-AK
soul groove feline Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
but ya see...Jesus' brother Bob is the *only* living relative of the son of God...*grin* yay worms quotes!

o/~ If I had just been born just a little sooner, I'd be more than the brother of God Junior o/~
It's a girl! Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
He'd probably complain that Jesus always got all the klondike bars and whine "jesus jesus jesus!"
goovie is married! Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
why did jesus get all the miracles? why did jesus get all the crucifixions? why did jesus get all the potatoes??? jesus, jesus, jesus!
It's a girl! Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
Why did jesus get all the white knee socks?
Mollie · 18 years, 6 months ago
Where is the "I don't give a rat's patootie about Jesus!" option? That's my answer.
nate... Back · 18 years, 6 months ago
hahahah! :)
Eri · 18 years, 6 months ago
dammit, now I want ice cream. a pox upon all of you who can eat ice cream. ;)

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